Sunday, July 31, 2005

Them Chinese Pirates

With more than a billion people and boatload of impatience, the Chinese don't wait for things to come to them. They go and get the things.

Since they have not received the translation of the latest Harry Potter book, they translated the novel. Some people who did not like the ending of the book, made their own endings.

Damn you Chinese. Damn you for pirating everything.

Of couse, this is all in jest since the issue of piracy is a serious issue. The whole story is here.

Friday, July 29, 2005

Have A Great Weekend Everyone

Frist Indirectly Declares Candidacy For President

Its about time. After stupidly intervening in the Terry Schiavo case, based on his viewing of a videotape mind you, and then lying to everyone about his intervention, Mr. Bill Frist, Senate Majority Leader and all around conservative poobah announced his candidacy for the President today.

Okay, he didn't really announce his candidacy. What he did was to break with the President's policy and come out, no pun intended (okay, maybe some pun intended), in support of the legislation to remove some of the limits imposed by the Administration on embryonic stem cell research.

Knowing that the man switches positions based on political expediency, it should come as no surprise that Monsieur Frist "last month said he did not support expanding federal financing of research on embryos" and that "his decision was consistent with both his experience as a physician and his anti-abortion stance."

If this isn't an announcement for a run at the Presidency, I don't know what is.

The full story is linked here.

Weekend Movies

This weekend pretty much sucks ... movie wise.

I have heard some good things about "Sky High" but let's face it, if Kelly Preston isn't showing her tits, I ain't interested.

"Must Love Dogs." Well, the name says it all.

We also have "Stealth." If you like garbage, you'll love this movie. The only good thing about this movie is below and since you just saw it, why go see the movie?

Thursday, July 28, 2005

Dumbest Headline Ever.

"Survey: Teens more wired than ever."

You needed a survey for this!!!

Only In India

This could probably only happen in India. What? The following:

Workers from Honda Motorcycles and Scooters India Ltd. protested over something. What, I don't know. India's press has no concept of "whole story", they just tell you what happened without any information on the background of why it happened.

Anyway, they protested, police retaliated and approximately 1,000 workers were injured and taken to nearby hospitals. The evening of this protest, the Civil Hospital said that 550 people were admitted there. The next morning the hospital said only 29 people were admitted. You have to admit, that's a pretty significant different.

When the workers, who had not been sent to the hospital, found this out, they again went crazy. The sisters of one of the missing people went to the police, was treated badly and the workers started protesting again.

The political leaders "alleged that the local administration had lost all credibility and were not providing proper succour to the patients." Alledged! Not providing proper care!

What are they drinking over there in India! Here's the full story.

The Shipping Costs Alone Are Staggering.

Apparently, South American drug cartels are not using West Africa as a hub for smuggling cheap, affordable and illegal drugs into Europe. Accoring to the head of the "UN Office on Drugs and Crime in West and Central Africa ... 40 tonnes of cocaine had recently been seized in the region." Someone's having a party and I want an invitation.

Full story here.

The Worst Jamboree Ever!

The 2005 National Scout Jamboree has to be the worst jamboree evah! This year the boys have had to deal with unprecedented heat, the death of 4 staffers and then President Bush cancelled his arrival.

On July 27, 2005 over 300 Boy Scouts fell ill in the high heat and humidity of the Washington, DC area. The sad, and a little amusing, thing is that they fell sick while waiting for President Bush's motorcade. He was arriving for a memorial service for the four Scout leaders who were pinched while pitching a dinner tent UNDER A POWER LINE. Of course, due to the threat of storms the President never showed up and the event looks like its been delayed.

I hope the Scouts don't have to stand out in the heat again, waiting for the Bush, and for the President to cancel the thing again. I know that over 40,000 are attending this event, but at this rather by the time this thing ends most people will be either sick or dead.

Who will pitch dinner tents under power lines then.

There is obviously a lot more to this and Fox News is kind enough to supply the story.

Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Take My Wife, Please.

This guy in Ethopia has 11 wives and 77 children. Most men would think that's great because he has gotten laid a minimum of 77 times with 11 different women. However, he has a different story to tell.

He was rich, now he's poor. He had land, now he does not. He had money, now his children cannot go to school, etc. etc. etc.

So now he is advising everyone, well anyone that isn't laughing at hearing his story, on family planning and contraception. He is also telling people not to get married. Of course, not getting married hasn't prevented anyone from not having sex and/or kids.

Also, speaking of the apple not falling far from the tree, his eldest son, who does not have a job, has seven children and is about to marry his fourth wife.

Here's my question: How many more women does Ethopia have? Gadzooks.

Anyway, here's the full story.

So Let's Attack Her

This is the oldest trick in the book, its usually pretty effective and the current Administration is very very good at it. What is it? Its a technique I like to call ... attacking the victim.

Valerie Plame was exposed as a CIA agent in retaliation for her husband's, Ambassador Joseph Wilson, criticism of the Administration's reasoning behind the war in Iraq. Her name was first reported in an article written by the conservative commentator Robert Novak.

As you can imagine, the names of current CIA operatives are kept secret because if everyone knows a CIA agents identity then the agents can't be very effective. Anyway, her name was released, her career was effectively over and the lives of the people that she worked with in covert operations put in jeopardy.

It has taken almost three years to find out who in the Administration leaked her identity and, about two weeks ago, it came out that of the people responsible for this stupid act, two were people very close to the Administration, Karl Rove and Scooter Libby.

Now that the two names out and the calls for the firing have started, what do we read in the Administration friendly New York Post and Administration friendlier Fox News? We learn that while she was a CIA agent, Ms. Plame "gave a campaign contribution to go toward an anti-Bush fund-raising concert."

I suppose since she did that it is okay for her secret information to be released because we don't live in the U.S. anymore, we live in freaking Bush Country.

Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Its The System

The poor system. Anytime, anything goes wrong people blame the system. From Adam to Arroyo. Whooyo, you say? Arroyo, I say.

She is the President of the Philippines who is accused of rigging the presidential election. She fired her whole cabinet, has she appointed a new one?, and still the controversy would not die. So, now she is proposing changing the constitution because "perhaps we politicians have done our best. But maybe our best is not enough given the present system."

If this doesn't work, she'll blame her period. Anyway, here's the full story.

Face Off

In yet another example of science fiction preceding science fact, scientists at the Cleveland Clinic are looking for their first patient to do a FACE TRANSPLANT.

This is not a joke. They really are going to do it. This is amazing, shocking, scary and a little freaky. I mean its good for the ugly people, they can all look like Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie. The bad news is that if this will become a reality then everyone will look like each other.

First cloning and now this. Yeesh.

Full story here.


Monday, July 25, 2005

Israel Vs. Da Poppa

On Sunday, July 24, 2005 Pope Benedict XVI made a speech where he talked against the terrorism attacks in many countries. He left Israel out. Israel is pissed about that.

I think that they are way too sensitive. This is what they said: "We expected that the new Pope, who on taking office emphasised the importance he places on relations between the Church and the Jewish people, would behave differently."

Here's the link to the BBC story.

This is Politically Freaky.

The Australian Electoral Commission has asked two major Australian parties to prove that THEY EXIST. These are major parties mind you.

There are wierd things going on Down Under.

The full freaky funny story here.

Don't Blink.

Why? Because when you blink you can't think. So if you want to be start you should stop blinking.

Did you know that Einstein never blinked. Maybe that's why he was so smart.

Full story here.

War Of The Worlds

Now I am not a professional critic by any stretch of the imagination but I know good filmmaking when I see it, just as I know bad filmmaking when I see it.

Ever since "Jurassic Park" came out, I have felt that Spielberg is no longer capable of making an Indian Jones kinda movie. You know the kind of movie I'm talking about. Something purely fun and exciting, a feel good summer movie. I think Spielberg has grown up and so cannot take himself back to making that kind of film.

This is not a knock. It is a compliment. Too many directors get stuck once they reach their peak and then essentially end up visiting past glories all the time. This is not true of Spielberg. He has continued, and continues, to grow and develop as a filmmaker.

WOTW is another example of that. This is not a feel good movie. It is a good movie. It is smart, apart from a little quibble with the end, and daring. It is not your typical us defeating the aliens movie. It is well made, smartly written and directed, and very well acted. Cruise is amazing in it but then so is everyone else.

The only problem people, other than insane ones like Roger Friedman, may have with it is that it has no levity. There are no "breaks" from the suspense and fear. I think that's a good thing. When the world is being destroyed, making smart ass comments does not feel right.

Anyway, its a good movie. You should check it out.

Everyone Wants To Bag A Swedish Chick

One of Saddam Hussain's lawyers requested permission from the Swedish government for Saddam to move to Sweden. Sweden, surprisingly, turned him down. I bet he wanted to move for a chance to hit the tasty, blonde, long legged Swedish desserts.

Short story linked here.

No Brazilians Named

Scotland Yard named two suspects in last week's London bombings. As far as I can tell, they aren't Brazilians.

Full story here.

Back on Vacation

You gotta love people.

"A day after one of the worst terrorist attacks in Egyptian history, tourists at this sun-baked resort woke up Sunday determined, for the most part, to stick to the languid rhythms of a beach holiday."

Nothing comes between us and our languid rhythms.

Another Reason to Distrust Cats

They cannot taste sweets. How the hell can you like or trust an animal that does not like sweets. Apparently, its a genetic defect. There you go, another reason to hate cats.

Here is the story.

Church of England goes against England

Reading this hurt my brain. See if you can follow this:

In December 2005, England's new Civil Partnership Act for gay couples will go into effect. The guidelines for this Act were prepared by England's House of Bishops.

Alright, now the Church of England says that there is an ambiguity in this Act. What is it? Apparently the ambiguity is over "partners' intentions to engage in a sexual relationship." Therefore, the Church will not bless couples that marry through this act.

What the hell? This makes no sense. Full story here.

Sunday, July 24, 2005

Box Office Review

The No. 10 movie this weekend.

The Right Way.

If there is one thing we can learn from watching Lance Armstrong ride off into the cycling sunset, its that there is a right way to retire.

Congratulations to Armstrong and his team on winning the seventh successive Tour De France.

Saturday, July 23, 2005

Mugabe is Fucking Loser Jackass.

Strong words yes. The tragedy is that this guy was a true leader. He was the first President of the Zimbabwe, post British rule, and he truly ran the country well. Zimbabwe was a jewel in Africa i.e. a country on its way to becoming a truly developed nation.

Then Mugabe got syphillis, lost his mind and Zimbabwe went down the tubes. First he took over privately owned farms and gave them to his supporters. Then he went after the poor people and started to destroy slums. He truly is a fucking loser jackass.

Link to the latest developments and the U.N. condemnation in the NY Times.

Blast in Egypt

You may have heard about the bombings on Egypt's Red Sea resort of Sharm el-Sheikh yesterday. At least 80 people have died, 200 injured and Egypt's tourism industry strongly harmed.

I have no love for the Egyptian government. Its repressive, oppressive and vindictive. It tortures anyone who doesn't say what they want them to say and has a history of human rights violations against men, women and children. Oh and its a U.S. ally.

However, regardless of my views on the government, this bombing is barbaric and wrong and must be condemned. So I am condemning it.

Here are two links. One if from the Washington Post and the other is from the Khaleej Times. Two prespectives, remarkably similar.

Friday, July 22, 2005

More Daylight Savings Time

How do you feel about this? I personally don't care but others apparently do.

"A move by Congress to extend daylight-saving time for four weeks to save energy has prompted an outcry from parent groups and the nation's airline industry, which warn it could be dangerous and costly."

Weekend Movies

She's in one of them.

Chemicals in Americans

Could Tom Cruise have been right?

Apparently there are dozens, dozens, of chemicals that have been found in most Americans and the concentration of these chemicals is especially high in children?

Could this have anything to do with mass? I mean children are tiny. Have they compared them to adult little people? Was Tom Cruise right? Was Ritalin in there?

Here's the story.

The Patriot Act

Obviously this is far from a done deal. It has to go through the Senate. There will be negotiations. Other similar things etc. However, the news is that the House has voted to extend or make permanent some of the more controversial aspects of the Patriot Act.

The Senate is working on its own bill related to this act and its bill is very different from the one passed in the House.

Make of that what you will. Story here.

The Dam Has Burst

In China. Literally.

Story here.


Yes, its here and man am I ready for it. Its supposed to be a sunny weekend so I propose we go out and have some fun.

Doing what, you say? Well, have you thought of beach volleyball?

Why, you say? The picture below is all the reason anyone needs.

Thursday, July 21, 2005

Those Canadians.

"Canada signed gay marriage legislation into law Wednesday, becoming the fourth nation to grant full legal rights to same-sex couples."

Yes, them gays can go up North and get legally married. Of course, they will have to come back to the U.S. where their marriage will be immediately annuled, their rights will be taken away and they'll only be left with "Queer Eye."

Good News For U.S. Exporters?

After resisting pressure for some time, China has decided to remove its currency peg to the dollar. It has decided that the yuan, the national Chinese currency, will "float in a tight band against a basket of foreign currencies."

Of course, we don't know what currencies are in the basket.

Now for the good news, short term anyway.

"The yuan currency has been strengthened, effective immediately, to a rate of 8.11 to the U.S. dollar, compared to the 8.28 it has been set at for more than a decade."

Full story here.

Sudan, Sudan, Sudan.

Doesn't the Sudanese government know that if they are going to rough up U.S. reporters and State Department officials, they have to do it behind the scenes?

I know that they can kill hundreds of thousands of Sudanese in broad daylight and no one gives a damn but these are white people. People care about white people.

Maybe not so much reporters, except one. They roughed up Andrea Mitchell, who is married to Alan Greenspan. That man alone can destroy the Sudanese economy.

Full story here.

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Throw Them Out Already

"Imams who praise terrorism to face deportation."

I am all for free speech and everyone should have the right to criticize others e.g. the government etc. The exceptions are people who talk about the violent overthrow of an elected government.

The thing gets more complicated when the people who say these things are citizens but when its someone who is not a citizen, why can't they be just thrown out of the country.

Why? Why? Why?

Oil Companies: Cower in Fear

We all have felt the increase in oil prices. However, what we haven't done is kill each other over high oil prices. Unfortunately, Yemen is not the U.S.

Yemenis killed in riots over fuel prices.

The Best Show In The Fall ...

... will be whatever show she is on.

From the Television Critics Association Summer Press Tour.

Don't Mess With Navratilova

You know I am for all gay rights? I mean, what's hotter than two chicks going at it? I say "yay" to everyone who wants to be either gay or lesbian. The former means less competition and the latter means more viewing pleasure.

Where am I going with this? Well, "Martina Navratilova has settled her lawsuit against the sponsor of a credit card directly marketed to gays and lesbians." The company, Do Tell Inc., has used her likeness in marketing their Rainbow cards to the gay and lesbian community for sometime. Now, Ms. Navratilova, doesn't want anything to do with the card since they are advertising on shows that she finds "inappropriate and repugnant." Shows such as "The L Word" and "Queer As Folk."

I have no choice but to support Martina on this. I mean, since I am not gay, although I am a lesbian at heart, I don't know if those shows are "inappropriate and repugnant" but since she is such a pioneer in gay rights, I gotta give this to her. Plus, she can bench press more than me.

Take it away Ms. Navratilova. Full story here.

This Is How Washington Works

I have no words. I can't come up with anything that will be as good as what's in this article. This would be fucking funny if it wasn't so fucking sad.

Story here.

We Will Have Proof ... Eventually.

This says it all ... "In 2002, Padilla, a former Chicago gang member and Muslim convert, was taken into custody by the military and has been held without trial since."

Let's get emotion out of the way and look at the facts. Unlike those poor sods at Gitmo, this guy is a U.S. citizen. He is alledged, ALLEDGED, to have "trained with al Qaeda in Afghanistan and Pakistan and arrived in this country in May 2002 with the intent of blowing up apartment buildings."

Because of this allegation he has been held in prison, without trial, for 3 years! What the hell is wrong with this picture? I mean, how long does it take the U.S. government to fabricate evidence?

Full story here.

China, Keep Your Hands Away From My Oil.

I am the last person in the world to stand in the way of free trade but even I was a little nervous about China's CNOOC Ltd. to buy Unocal. Congress jumped in the fray and expressed their nervousness about the whole deal.

Then Chevron, who was also looking to buy Unocal, sweetened their bid and Unocal's Board accepted this new offer. If you think this deal is done, you don't know corporate takeovers.

"A spokesman for China's third-largest oil company vowed early Wednesday that CNOOC was not ready to drop out of the bidding war."

This may go on for sometime.

Full story here.

Has Nuclear Weapons. Won't Sign The NPT. More Arms For Them.

As everyone knows, India has nuclear weapons. India is also one of two, that I can think of, nuclear powers that have not signed the Non-Proliferation Treaty (NPT).

So what does the U.S. do?

"Bush administration officials yesterday lobbied Congress and tried to assure allies that a new deal to supply India with civilian nuclear technology and conventional military equipment was not meant to betray decades of nuclear-control policies or upset the regional balance of power."

The Administration is selling the positive side of this deal. "Under the agreement, India would place its civilian nuclear facilities, but not its nuclear weapons program, under international monitoring and would continue a ban on nuclear testing."

"Not its nuclear weapons program under international monitoring." Not!

Full Story Here.

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Now For All Those Disappointed

Now that Bush has nominated a white conservative man for the Supreme Court, I thought I would give all my minority loving readers something to make them feel better. Enjoy.

The Real Life China Sex Bomb

I don't know who was the first woman to post her sexual exploits on the Web but China never had one of those. Well, the times they are a-changing my friend.

China has joined the sex blogs and the name of the innovator is, Sister Lotus or as she was named Shi Hengxia. Welcome sister. Welcome.

Love this story.

Hope None Of You Work For HP.

"Hewlett-Packard is to lay off about one in ten of its workers as part of its long-awaited restructuring."

Condolonces to anyone who gets laid off at HP.

Bush Ain't Ever Getting Laid Again

It was announced today that President Bush has nominated Judge John G. Roberts Jr. for the Supreme Court. Full Story Here.

Laura Bush had said that she wanted the President to nominate a woman to replace retiring Justice, Sandra Day O'Connor. Bush nominated a white man. Bush is never getting laid again.

Monday, July 18, 2005

The Divorce Rate Has Decreased.

Yes, the hard work done by all religious organizations has paid off. The divorce rate in the U.S. has decreased. "The U.S. divorce rate is 17.7 per 1,000 married women, down from 22.6 in 1980." Good work you religious leaders of the country.

Now, for the bad news. There are less marriages taking place. Does that mean that people aren't just falling in love, if only for one night. Seems not. Seems more and more people are just LIVING IN SIN!

Good work you religious leaders of the country. Story's here.

Prepare To Pay More At The DMV

Apparently the government is becoming more and more like industry. What does that mean? They are passing on the costs for Homeland Security over to you.

The new one is the drivers license costs. They could possibly TRIPLE!

After you pick yourself up from the floor click this.

Sunday, July 17, 2005

Box Office News

She's in one of the movies in the Top Five.

The Foreign Impact

I have always been curious about what the foreign journalists do when they go to a country. What do they ask for? How much do they spend? What is their impact?

In light of the London bombings, the BBC has done an interesting piece on this issue.

The conclusion: Journalists fuck everything up.

If you want to read the article, its here.

Back To The Beach

This is getting really annoying. I mean, how big is that damn beach?

The suspect in the Natalee Holloway disappearance, Joran van der Sloot, was taken back to the beach. For what? Checking environmental damage?

Story's here.

Saturday, July 16, 2005

The Headline Says It All

Christian adoption agency snubs Catholics.

I cannot come up with anything better.

This is Pathetic

This asshole coach paid his player to injure a mentally disabled teammate. Why? The coach didn't want to put the disabled kid in the game. Yes, kid. 8 yrs. old!

I say beat the guy up with a baseball bat. Here's the link.

Friday, July 15, 2005

Do They Know ...

... what MILF stands for?


The Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF) has rejected ...

Story ain't that interesting, just the acronym is funny. If you still want to read it, here it is.

... and then there's this guy.

So this Chinese General said that if the U.S. sides with Taiwan then the Chinese government should use nuclear weapons against the U.S.

That is so 1960's. Someone should tell him that its all economics now baby. As in ... China owns a boatload of U.S. bonds. If the U.S. government does something that they don't like, such as unbind the feet of Chinese women, they'll just sell all those bonds on the open market.

Unbind, bonds, get it?

Anyway, the relic's rantings are readable here.

It's Wedding Time

This Is A Public Service Announcement

Nothing new here, there was a new serious flaw found in Windows XP. Microsoft is working on another patch.

How does this company stay in business.

Full story here.

Don't Underestimate Novak ...

... he knows more than the man who rules the United States.

"Rove Learned CIA Agent's Name From Novak"


Thursday, July 14, 2005

That's Nothing to be Ashamed of

You know if all of us changed our name, how would other people find us? I mean, if I wanted to find the hot, mini skirted, Bin Laden where will I go now that she has changed her name.

What is up with WOMEN and CATS?

Wha' Up Witch Dat?

Dead ones too. A 100 of them. 100!

It could be worse ...

... he could be happy about it, doing a jig or something. Now THAT would be scary.

Yes, its a sad story but if we can't laugh at sadness, what can we laugh at?

Jaws XXXXX ... Get Outta My Ocean

Another Day ... Another Kid ... Another Sharkbite.

Chomp at this story.

Jesus Christ, lose the Presidential election already ...

... and stop doing shit like this.

"Clinton Seeks 'Grand Theft Auto' Probe."

Its a fucking VIDEO GAME rated MATURE ya DUMB BROAD!

... but we don't have enough evidence.

So what, arrest them anyway.

Yes folks, this is the new America.

A Day Of Appreciation

I appreciate every fat woman in the world today? Why?

Its Cow Appreciation Day today.

Picture Of Da Day!

Not that he'll ever go to prison ...

... but at least he will have some sleepless nights. WorldCom's Bernie Ebbers was sentenced to "25 years in prison for spearheading the largest accounting fraud in U.S. history."
About fucking time. Here is the link. Its the LA Times. Registration required.

Hey, fat people, eat a hot dog and shut the fuck up.

People are just too damn sensitive these days.

Not that I have any love for Ripa although she does have a tight body on her.

Huh? Here.

Go Short.

When a company's revenue jumps 75% because of one product and that one product is hitting maturity, you know its time to get out.

IPod sales are going to slow down, they already show signs of that, so what everyone should do is go short on Apple.

Why? Because other than IPods the company doesn't do anything else?

But it sells computers you say. Not enough of them, I say. More info. here.

In the interest of fairness, here is a more positive spin on the same story.

Who? No one knows.

The truth is that no one knows who is on this bombing campaign in Lebanon. First it was Syria. Ok, easy target and a great opportunity for hot Lebanese women to protest in fashionable tight t-shirts.

By the way, the rumor is that Lebanese women fuck like complete sluts, so try and take a trip there sometime.

Back on track ... so now that there was an assination attempt on a pro-Syrian politician, who the hell is going to be blamed now? Harriri?

The NY Times story listing continues.

Parents aren't enough ...

... mooch off the grandparents too, you leeches.

I Will Judge Gays, Liberals, Everyone BUT ...

... the man who released the identity of a CIA agent and put many lives at risk.

Him, I will not judge and, as I am a born again Christian and chosed by God to lead, don't you judge me.

Judge for yourself.

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Historical Movies

I hate em. I hate pious, righteous, sentimental movies. HATE THEM!

So here is an article on them.

This Guy Can Dance

Who am I talking about? Why this guy of course.

This is a true MORON!

How the hell did this guy think he was going to get away with what he did? All evidence points to in-breeding being the cause of his lack of brainpower.

Not only does he commit this crime but then he brags to the one victim that he left alive HOW he committed the crime. MORON!!!!

The story is a little shocking and said so go into with a little thick skin. Here it is boys and girls.

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Go get ‘em boys and gals:

The London police are on the trail of the bastards behind the London bombings. They are focused on 4 individuals, one of whom is apparently dead. Lucky asshole. You can read about the raids here. It’s the LA Times and they do require registration.

The latest UPDATE on this news is that there has been one arrest in this case. Story is linked here.

On a personal note, I have to admit that I feel very angry about this whole thing. I don’t feel sad or any of those other useless emotions. I feel angry and I want to wring the neck of everyone who is even remotely involved in this thing!

The Next Supreme Court Will Be ...

... a woman i.e. if Bushie knows what's good for him.

The question you should be asking yourself is ... other than Jesus coming out, what would scare a born again Christian to follow someone's orders ... why its his wife.

Read here to find out. I think this site wants you to register.

Don't worry, its free.

The First One

Comment 1:
Eventually I hope to start judging and commenting on everyone but for now let's just pick an easy target ... Tommy Boy.

Brother, I like you, I like your movies, I admire(d) what you have (had) done with your life but ... COME ON!

Want to know what the hell I am talking about ... click here and then look at the pictures.