Friday, October 07, 2005

Inventor Arrested

Police arrested a teenager in a midnight raid for making illegal moonshine. The kid, who is a minor, said he learned about making the stuff from his science class and the Internet.

My problems with this action are:
1. The kid learned something from his science class! Instead of arresting him, the government should be awarding him things.
2. The kid researched something scientific on the Internet. Scientific and not porn. This kid should really be given a scholarship.
3. “What he was making, it wasn't really consumable at all. It was actually very toxic.” So then, how was it moonshine? Shouldn’t we be helping this inventor learn how to correctly make things?

A government spokesman, upon learning about this, said: “It's amazing what you can learn on the Internet.” If getting directions to make moonshine on the Internet is what amazes you about the Internet, man you really need to get out more.


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